The asshole

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Monday, 19-Aug-2013 20:45:43

A black man is driving his Mercedes when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks him for his license and registration and begins to question him about his car. "Where'd you get the money to buy such a nice Benz?" The man replies, "I'm a specialty surgeon, I enlarge assholes." Skeptical, the officer asks more about the procedure. The man explains, "First you work a finger in, then two, three, until you can get your whole hand in...then you do the other and slowly pull and work the rim until you can get a foot in for more leverage, then both feet and pull and stretch it until it's about 6 feet. The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

The black man replies, "Give it a badge and a radar gun".

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 19-Aug-2013 20:48:28

LOL good one.

Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 19-Aug-2013 22:22:08

Lol nice.

Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013 1:39:12

hehe.

Post 5 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013 12:56:56

LolWow!

Post 6 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013 14:07:56

lol too funny! :D